So I saw a white girl with some dreads yesterday at the airport and boyyyyyy did she look like homeless, hippie type. That does NOT look right, whatsoever! POINT. BLANK. PERIOD!

At the airport and I got some peach flavored froyo with my favorite fruit, pineapples!!! Heaven in my mouth! :) (at Newark Liberty International Airport)

At the airport and I got some peach flavored froyo with my favorite fruit, pineapples!!! Heaven in my mouth! :) (at Newark Liberty International Airport)

duckypersonified:

ibadbitch:

thedragonsdrugs:

themillionlivesofgilgamesofuruk:

lucidnee:

digital-joker:

lucidnee:

I wish I had a dick.

No you don’t. it’s an evil thing.

Just wanna get my dick sucked and hit a chick wit a fat ass from the back

Those two things alone make the random hard ons worth it tbh.

Almost makes up for the times you roll over in your sleep with a full hard on, and damn near snap ya meat in half. Almost…

lmfaoooo ^

There are no lies in this post

lexiconofcurls:

justletyasoulglo:

I’m on the subway to Harlem and there’s this young black couple wearing matching Js and the boy is helping the girl study for her paramedic exam and giving her a kiss for every correct answer.

This is painfully adorable.

crissle:

deducecanoe:

theimpossiblegirlandthemadman:

sigoogleart:

countsassmaster:

girlchub:


Justin Bieber simply can’t seem to keep himself out of trouble.  Police were dispatched this morning to respond to an altercation at a Starbucks in West Hollywood involving some familiar faces.  A barista at the coffee house was apparently confronted by Bieber  when he refused to serve the pop star because he wasn’t wearing a shirt.  “He came in with no shirt on and his pants hanging down and underwear showing and tried to order a caramel apple machiatto.”, said Joey Goldsmith, the Starbucks barista, “I just told him he would have to put a shirt on if he wanted to order.”  That’s when Bieber snapped.  According to the police report Bieber started cussing at the barista and threatening to have his bodyguard, “kick his ass”.
Fortunately for Goldsmith, LA Clippers star Blake Griffin had been enjoying a drink at a table when he witnessed  the altercation and stepped in.  Witnesses at the scene reported that Griffin tried to calm Bieber but the Biebs wasn’t having any of it. There was more yelling, and some pushing and that’s when Griffin smacked Bieber, knocking him to the floor.  “He smacked the shit out of him” said one witness, “then I saw Justin stumble out of the door looking like he was crying.”  Bieber was gone before police arrived at the scene.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT

GIVE HIM A MEDAL

GIVE THE MAN AN AWARD

Citizen of the year award?

boomer sooner

crissle:

deducecanoe:

theimpossiblegirlandthemadman:

sigoogleart:

countsassmaster:

girlchub:

Justin Bieber simply can’t seem to keep himself out of trouble.  Police were dispatched this morning to respond to an altercation at a Starbucks in West Hollywood involving some familiar faces.  A barista at the coffee house was apparently confronted by Bieber  when he refused to serve the pop star because he wasn’t wearing a shirt.  “He came in with no shirt on and his pants hanging down and underwear showing and tried to order a caramel apple machiatto.”, said Joey Goldsmith, the Starbucks barista, “I just told him he would have to put a shirt on if he wanted to order.”  That’s when Bieber snapped.  According to the police report Bieber started cussing at the barista and threatening to have his bodyguard, “kick his ass”.

Fortunately for Goldsmith, LA Clippers star Blake Griffin had been enjoying a drink at a table when he witnessed  the altercation and stepped in.  Witnesses at the scene reported that Griffin tried to calm Bieber but the Biebs wasn’t having any of it. There was more yelling, and some pushing and that’s when Griffin smacked Bieber, knocking him to the floor.  “He smacked the shit out of him” said one witness, “then I saw Justin stumble out of the door looking like he was crying.”  Bieber was gone before police arrived at the scene.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT

GIVE HIM A MEDAL

GIVE THE MAN AN AWARD

Citizen of the year award?

boomer sooner